Beverly Hills Cop

I bet you that is your Porsche that's parked outside, isn't it? Isn't that your Porsche? Is it? How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your fuckin' ass with a microscope?

Eddie Murphy, you look the same. I mean you look different, but you haven't changed. You may be the same great comedic innovator underneath, but it's what you DO that defines you. Understandably, I had to pass on 1000 words. And in lieu of watching Tower Heist, I marathoned Heavy Weights, 200 Cigarettes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and hey, Beverly Hills Cop. This movie best lives in cop-comedy movie majesty in the way that Michael Jordan's best moments transcend basketball: Eddie Murphy was bigger than just a funny crime fighter.