"Cal, my shvantz is in your face for 20 minutes. If it's not bothering you, we've got a bigger problem"
In truth, we all wish
Mystery looked like this. He doesn't. But Ryan Gosling removes the need for reading a
book and watching horrible
VHI Reality TV by simply taking off his clothes and using an implacable accent (seriously, what is that?). Adding fuel to the
Fuck Yeah! fire is Gosling's ability to deliver a comedic line and a comedic punch, both on and
off screen. Fortunately for all, Crazy, Stupid, Love wasn't another Evan Almighty, Steve Carell lesson in buffoonery. So take the straw out of your mouth lest you look like you're sucking on a tiny shvantz and let's get outta here. You been drinking? I'll drive.
