Drive

If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're running it down; I don't carry a gun... I drive. 

Other than Ryan Gosling’s thicker than normal, weirdo blue-collar accent delivering a monologue about his life’s method, there is nothing to reference in this movie beyond the soundtrack and a couple other lines delivered by the adult Mouseketeer. 

Crazy, Stupid, Love

"Cal, my shvantz is in your face for 20 minutes. If it's not bothering you, we've got a bigger problem"

In truth, we all wish Mystery looked like this. He doesn't. But Ryan Gosling removes the need for reading a book and watching horrible VHI Reality TV by simply taking off his clothes and using an implacable accent (seriously, what is that?). Adding fuel to the Fuck Yeah! fire is Gosling's ability to deliver a comedic line and a comedic punch, both on and off screen. Fortunately for all, Crazy, Stupid, Love wasn't another Evan Almighty, Steve Carell lesson in buffoonery. So take the straw out of your mouth lest you look like you're sucking on a tiny shvantz and let's get outta here. You been drinking? I'll drive.