Wet Hot American Summer

Elliot Stabler in Wet Hot American Summer

Gene: Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are? Gary: [irritated] Yeah. Gene: In the pantry over the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... wait....ignore that last comment. Gary: Did you say dick cream? Gene: No! I said stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Forget about it, go away, leave me alone! 

You listen to me, Mr. Kickass. Christopher Meloni demands to be taken hilariously. It's hard to say why procedural dramas like Law & Order, or even it's much better spin-off Special Victim's Unit, have staying power while diverse and talented groups of funny people have a more limited life span (Party Down, Arrested Development). Wet Hot American Summer grossed just a shade under $300K. Anyone, top of your head, know how much the latest Twilight abortion made? Just a shade under $300 Million. Hey Mr. Pattinson, Mr. Rubber Buurrner. You wipe that hot shot grin off your face or I'll shoot it off ya.