Valentine's Day

This will hopefully be the first and last post about a movie I've never seen. The cast blows my mind, like a souped up Ocean's 11. Minus the tween/Twilight/Grey's Anatomy cast. Double minus George Lopez (nice show, by the way). Triple-dog minus Ashton Kutcher...you're the worst. Actually, looking at this list, the only star shinning in 2012 is Catwoman. This movie must have blah-EW!

This is perhaps the only reason to continue making birth control movies like Valentine's Day...for the spoof.

Oh Bosseypants, you slay me.

If you find yourself referencing this movie, please let it be in the context of mockery or some other verbal humiliation tactic. Perhaps it will be played in a locked room for the loser of a contest. Just don't let me find out, because torture to that degree belongs on Showtime, not real life.

Here are three more reasons why it's OK to skip Valentines Day. Again, I've not seen the movie, and this is why:

1. Alphonso: To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people. 
2. Estelle: When you love someone, you love all of them... you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don't. 
3. Mailroom Danny: Dude, he's from Indiana. They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.

 AHHHHHHH...

And just in case they were thinking about doing a movie about Easter - 

I'm going to go hit a pillow and try to find a Roofie guy to forget the amount of work that went into this post, because anything more than no work is too much to stomach.