My Best Friend's Girl

Baldwin might be in a class all his own here. Nobody does filthy CEO's like him: from Jack Donaghy to Stan Indursky. So many quotable references.

Even here, in this shit Dane Cook disaster, Alec Baldwin turns a 30 second scene into immortality.
If you happen to be even remotely cool enough to be with another guy and a girl you bedded previously walks in, hoist the cigar hand in the air and begin "Last night I fucked that girl within an inch of her life. TRUE STORY".

Let's say she's a freakshow in bed like little miss teaching assistant. She asks you to do something that perhaps you don't know how to do or even what it is. You recount in your telling of the tale that you played innocent: "She screams give me a (unknown thing), I play the choir boy, 'what's that?'"

Let's marvel at this one: "She's bucking like an epileptic at a strobe light convention".

Now I'm getting scared. This clip is so powerful, it's like discovering Plutonium BY ACCIDENT!

"As I'm working out the 9-1-1 call in my head," is a great antecedent to the end of a horrifically hilarious tale, embellished or otherwise.

If you haven't seen this movie, don't. But if you haven't seen this clip, you're welcome. Now if you'll excuse Alec, he needs a moment...